Funny profile on dating site

Ugly Schmucks is for singles who just know they don't exactly stack up to conventional beauty standards, and they're fine with finding someone else like that too.

Even so, it's a common issue online daters share when they meet people in person who look almost nothing like their profiles pictures.

I'm not sure how great the matches will be since Mullet Passions is targeted to such a segmented group of people, but at least it's totally free to sign up, so you have nothing to lose.

Believe it or not, this site is part of a network of over 250 other niche sites for online dating -- from pirate enthusiasts and scuba divers, to truckers and redheads.

The founder apparently came up with the idea after the matches he got from other dating services were turned off by his smoking habits.

The service caters to those who identify with the emo subculture as well.

According to the site, it's the number one social networking community for gothic singles and friends and has been online since 2001.

Not much better, just the usual boring, generic messages like, “I hope you don’t mind me saying you have a cute smile. Hope to hear from you soon.” You’re a pretty woman in your 30s or 40s, successful, available, looking for a genuine relationship with men who want the same.

He explains that the goal of writing clever online dating profiles is to their first email.