She said she'd always thought I was a tosser anyway!! She's yelling, "Mikey, get down here, your son's on drugs," blah, blah, blah.
About half way through my fucking I realized I couldn't fully pull my penis out.
My sister also knows the story, but was too young to appreciate it.
She brings it up from time to time just to make sure I don't forget what I loser I am. Mom mops up One time I masturbated after coming back from a night out. The next morning my mom entered the room and asked me what that was on the floor.
She took me to the hospital and my penis was stained for two weeks.
Tea-time tosser One day after a night out, I was dying for a bit of self-pleasure so I got in my bed and started furiously wanking off. I plopped on to the living room floor, dropped trou, and took care of business.