Don ts of dating

And guys, if Mother Nature graced you with the splintered end of the eloquence stick, this man will be your online dating coach.

He will even pretend to be you throughout the entire communication process.

A few years ago, OKCupid calculated that 96.25% of e Harmony’s profiles are inactive, using numbers provided by e Harmony themselves.

Match was only marginally better, coming in at 93.1% inactive.

One suit went as far as to accuse Match of employing shills to entice members to renew their subscriptions.

OKCupid was acquired by Match in 2011, and that article has since been taken down (for obvious reasons).Using his background in screenwriting (i.e., writing ), he will adopt your personality and make sure your online persona is the Casanova your real self could never be.(Hopefully, he’ll cut out the part where you’re unbelievably boring and socially inept, hence your need to hire him in the first place.) And once he’s set up a date, he’ll give you all the information you need on the woman “you’ve” been corresponding with. And don’t forget, she thinks you’re fluent in five different romance languages.Oh, and just to be perfectly clear, this particular entry is intended as a . Now, let’s talk about how online dating will mess with you psychologically.Then again, when you read what comes next, you may want to consider outsourcing your dating life after all. We’ll start with the fact that you have so many potential dates to choose from (or, well, you you have so many potential dates to choose from – see entry #1).