Dating jokes that are clean

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?