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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you! There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.