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The Height Of A Flagpole A group of managers were given the assignment of measuring the height of a flagpole.

So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures and they’re struggling to get the correct measurement; dropping the tape measures and falling off the ladders.

He came to the company and started studying the application.

This seems an excessive refinement, and it is recommended that all notes be rounded up to the nearest semiquaver.

No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that has already been handled by the strings.

So the Railroad Department borrowed the device, loaded a chicken and fired at the windshield of the locomotive. I know that the airplane will not be able to take off.” Experience Counts There was a software tester who had an exceptional gift for finding bugs.

The chicken not only shattered the windshield but also went right through and made a hole on the back wall of the engine cab – the unscathed chicken’s head popping out of the hole. After serving his company for many years, he happily retired.